Who is the Wisest? Doctor or Engineer?

An Engineer was not getting a job even after two years after his pass-out so he decided to opened a clinic & wrote outside the clinic:

Any treatment in $300 & if we cant treat, we will pay you back $1000

A CLEVER Doctor thought he will make the engineer fool and comes to do fraud & thinking to get $1000.

He says to the Engineer:

I cant feel any taste on my tongue…

Engineer asks the Nurse to put few drops of medicine from box no 22.

After that the MAN shouts: “What the F**k is this? …its URINE!!

The Engineer says congratulations your sense of taste is back now.

The CLEVER Doctor was angry as he lost $300.

After 2 weeks the same doctor comes back again & this time he thinks to get back his previous 300 too.

CLEVER Doctor : I’ve lost my memory.

Engineer: Nurse! pls put some drops of medicine from Box no 22 on his tongue.

DOCTOR : Wait Engineer but that medicine is for sense of taste.

Engineer: Congratulations your memory is back.

Moral: Don’t try to be over-smart with Engineers. Have a wonderful day….

Hilarious: Friend Took Revenge After 20Years.

Can you do this to your friend?

9 Things Broke Guys Normally Use To Entertain Female Visitors

1. Gala and Soft drink

Undoubtedly, gala and soft drink are what a proportion of broke guys normally use to entertain their female visitors

2. Egg-roll and Pure Water.

Some of them will take their female visitor to an eatery and will go to the counter themselves and order for her, without even asking her what she would like to take or not.

These kinds of dudes are most likely to order snacks such as egg-roll, meat pie, and soft drinks

3. Concotion Rice

This reminds me of a time a lady visited me in school. Make I no lie, na N50 remain for my hand that day after buying a bottle of kerosene used to cook concotion rice.

I inquired what I should offer her and said she had no appetite.

I smiled to God for answering my prayers. After about three hours, she said I should get her shawama and I began to sweat profusely. I couldn’t but serve her my concotion rice

4. Viju Milk and Cabin Biscuit

As funny as it sounds, some use it

5. Garri

As funny as it sounds, I’m guilty of this. I have once offered garri to my female visitor. Make una no blame me ooooo, na my pocket empty that day ooooo cool

6. Malt

Some will give her only malt without adding anything to it. They already assume she will not eat even if they offer her food, so dem no go kuku ask

7. Indomie and Egg

Lanrycoded can bear me witness that he used to do this before his life changed for good

8. They offer Nothing

For the broke ones who are very smart, will resort to entertain her by acting like clowns. However, they will start acting like Papa Ajasco so that the lady will laugh till she leaves

9. They Borrow Generator

For those who have generation, they will borrow money to buy petrol, and for those who don’t have, they will borrow their friend’s generator. They will entertain her with movies

Amazing Photos: Lion Kissed Rescuer After 8 Years.

Animals can so emotional. After six years, this lion still recognize it's rescuer.

9 Things To Do When You're Stuck in Nigeria Traffic.

1. Do some shopping :
Yes some shopping, the hawkers in traffic can be able to provide you with definately all that you need for your daily activity ranging from fruits,clothings,soft drinks,drugs,home appliances etc.

Even if it is not avialable at the moment just make the order and it is avialable the next minute.

2. Update yourself
When stuck in traffic and you are sure you aint leaving that point the next minute.. Kindly switch off the Engine and update your self with your cell phone,tablets,laptop by logging on to your favourite news blog/site.

3. Relax
cool after a long stressful day at work and you are stuck in traffic just lower your sit,push it back, strech your legs and listen you the cool music from your radio smiley
Until the next Danfo driver hits your Glass
: Oga de move now :

4. Complete your Daily Activity
Maybe you have any unfinished project in office or your business still needs you at that time you can adjust your seat, switch on your laptop and get the work done ! cheesy

5. Listen to Music or Watch Videos
Yes, that cool video you have been longing to watch or that music thay you always wish you have time to listen to.. Stuck in traffic is always one of the best time to listen to them . Enjoy !

6. Refill your Stomach
And that moment you are very Hungry and you know there is nothing you can do other than #Gala_ati_Lacasera.

7. Tidy up your Car
Yes most times the only time we have to wash our cars is on saturdays or sunday and during week days the heighest we do is using rag to clean the exterior part.. Now during traffic you can use the moment to tidy up your car, the dust,littered papers,etc

8. Talk with the next Driver
Lol yes it is fun, wind down your glass and be like.
Me: Mehhn where have you been all this years.

9. Meditate,Prepare yourself Mentally
When stuck in traffic is also one of the best time to meditate, review your day activity at work, things you did and things you failed to do, correct your self and also plan for the next day activity.

See This Photo To Know How Ungrateful You've Been.

Most of us take what we have for grated. Check this picture of a very young boy drinking mold water, and reflect on how you've been taking what you have for granted.

Photo: Funny Church Tract. This Pastor Mean Business.

This pastors won't stop amazing us. What do you think of this tract? Good or Evil?

Photos: Are They Foolish or Stupid? See What They Are Doing.

One one for these guys....

How To Know When She is Not Interested In You.

1. She doesn’t kiss you when there is an opportunity to kiss. For instance, you move in for a kiss and she turns her head so you end up kissing her cheek.

2. She declines your offer to walk her home, walk her to her car, etc. She wants to avoid the awkward moment of being alone together and the potential that you’ll make a move and she’ll have to turn you down.

3. She ever says that you’re “like a brother.”

4. She calls you “bro” or “dude.” There’s a rare girl who will do this with a guy she’s interested in but most girls will only do this to someone they are not at all $exually interested in, that person is not a “bro”.

5. Try to set you up with a friend. Maybe some women are dumb enough to do this in high school but past the teenage years no woman is going to set you up, or talk about setting you up, if she secretly wants you for herself.

6. When you ask her to hang out her response is, “Sure, who else is coming?” She never initiates solo hangout time with you.

7. She doesn’t let you pay for her, or if she does she makes sure to get you back at some point.

8. She talks to you about other guys. A lot. She asks for advice about what to do with the guy she likes or about where to meet guys in general. But the guy she likes is always someone else.

9. If you are in a situation where she has to comment on your appearance she will say “cute” rather than “hot” or something less emotional like “good looking” over the innuendo-charged “$exy.” She will probably also couch this as an objective claim, like “anyone would think you are good-looking” versus a personal compliment like “I think you’re very $exy.”

10. If you’re at either of your apartments hanging out, she will sit on a different piece of furniture than you. If someone is hoping “hang out” turns into “make out” they are sitting next to you, period.

11. She isn’t freshly made-up when you see her. She’s comfortable seeing you if her hair is ratty and she’s only wearing baggy sweatpants.

12. She never touches you. At least not any more than you would touch one of your guy friends.

13. Your intuition tells you she isn’t into you. No asking for charity, no trying to make excuses or rationalizations — what does your gut tell you?

Photo: This Lady Has Slept With 3000 Mens

Marie Calvert was a virgin when she married her husband Barry at the age of 28, but when she took up swinging as a profession, everything changed…

35 years later, the woman who is now 63, has slept with 3,000 men and all this because of a raunchy magazine left in their kitchen by her husband:

    “Until the age of 28, I’d only been with him and we had a terrific s*x life, but one day he brought home a swingers’ magazine he’d picked up from a workmate.

    “He sort of joked we should try it; I told him not to be daft, and he never mentioned it again.

    “But I kept looking at the mag and imagining how fun it might be. Eventually I told him we should give it a go. He looked like a kid at Christmas.”

    “It’s not natural to stick with one sexual partner for 60 years. Life is about experimenting and experiencing, and that’s what we do.”

    “It was the night I slept with 14 men that I first started to try to work out how many partners I’ve been with. The truth is, I’m not sure. My conservative estimate is about 100 guys a year for more than three decades.”

Madness! Man Cuts Off Ear to Look Like Parrot.

We have seen various types of plastic surgery in time past, we have seen people do breast augmentation, sexual change surgery, but this one is the highest madness we've seen in recent times.

This man cuts off his ear because he wanted to look like a parrot.

More pictures below:

One word for him?

Almost Everybody is Guilty of this Habit: Are you?

Before, the toilet used to be people's thinking chair. The samething can't be said of this generation. A lager percentage of us spend time pressing phone in the toilet. Are you guilty?

I am guilty as charged.

Photos: New Born Baby Left To Die After Birth.

The video of a newborn baby went viral on the internet as the new born baby struggle to survive.

The baby was dumped with his umbilical cord and placenta still attached to him. This is such a wicked act by the so called parent, and there is no reason why a baby should be left to die in such a horrible place.


The baby was rescued by a passer by, and he was still alive at the time of rescue. Hopefully, he would get the adequate help needed to keep him alive.

The incident is believed to have happened in the Philippines.
 

Everybody Is Failing This Simple Test: Will You?

Let's see how brilliant you are.

How many blocks can u see in the picture above?