Who is the Wisest? Doctor or Engineer?

An Engineer was not getting a job even after two years after his pass-out so he decided to opened a clinic & wrote outside the clinic:

Any treatment in $300 & if we cant treat, we will pay you back $1000

A CLEVER Doctor thought he will make the engineer fool and comes to do fraud & thinking to get $1000.

He says to the Engineer:

I cant feel any taste on my tongue…

Engineer asks the Nurse to put few drops of medicine from box no 22.

After that the MAN shouts: “What the F**k is this? …its URINE!!

The Engineer says congratulations your sense of taste is back now.

The CLEVER Doctor was angry as he lost $300.

After 2 weeks the same doctor comes back again & this time he thinks to get back his previous 300 too.

CLEVER Doctor : I’ve lost my memory.

Engineer: Nurse! pls put some drops of medicine from Box no 22 on his tongue.

DOCTOR : Wait Engineer but that medicine is for sense of taste.

Engineer: Congratulations your memory is back.

Moral: Don’t try to be over-smart with Engineers. Have a wonderful day….

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9 Things Broke Guys Normally Use To Entertain Female Visitors

1. Gala and Soft drink

Undoubtedly, gala and soft drink are what a proportion of broke guys normally use to entertain their female visitors

2. Egg-roll and Pure Water.

Some of them will take their female visitor to an eatery and will go to the counter themselves and order for her, without even asking her what she would like to take or not.

These kinds of dudes are most likely to order snacks such as egg-roll, meat pie, and soft drinks

3. Concotion Rice

This reminds me of a time a lady visited me in school. Make I no lie, na N50 remain for my hand that day after buying a bottle of kerosene used to cook concotion rice.

I inquired what I should offer her and said she had no appetite.

I smiled to God for answering my prayers. After about three hours, she said I should get her shawama and I began to sweat profusely. I couldn’t but serve her my concotion rice

4. Viju Milk and Cabin Biscuit

As funny as it sounds, some use it

5. Garri

As funny as it sounds, I’m guilty of this. I have once offered garri to my female visitor. Make una no blame me ooooo, na my pocket empty that day ooooo cool

6. Malt

Some will give her only malt without adding anything to it. They already assume she will not eat even if they offer her food, so dem no go kuku ask

7. Indomie and Egg

Lanrycoded can bear me witness that he used to do this before his life changed for good

8. They offer Nothing

For the broke ones who are very smart, will resort to entertain her by acting like clowns. However, they will start acting like Papa Ajasco so that the lady will laugh till she leaves

9. They Borrow Generator

For those who have generation, they will borrow money to buy petrol, and for those who don’t have, they will borrow their friend’s generator. They will entertain her with movies

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9 Things To Do When You're Stuck in Nigeria Traffic.

1. Do some shopping :
Yes some shopping, the hawkers in traffic can be able to provide you with definately all that you need for your daily activity ranging from fruits,clothings,soft drinks,drugs,home appliances etc.

Even if it is not avialable at the moment just make the order and it is avialable the next minute.

2. Update yourself
When stuck in traffic and you are sure you aint leaving that point the next minute.. Kindly switch off the Engine and update your self with your cell phone,tablets,laptop by logging on to your favourite news blog/site.

3. Relax
cool after a long stressful day at work and you are stuck in traffic just lower your sit,push it back, strech your legs and listen you the cool music from your radio smiley
Until the next Danfo driver hits your Glass
: Oga de move now :

4. Complete your Daily Activity
Maybe you have any unfinished project in office or your business still needs you at that time you can adjust your seat, switch on your laptop and get the work done ! cheesy

5. Listen to Music or Watch Videos
Yes, that cool video you have been longing to watch or that music thay you always wish you have time to listen to.. Stuck in traffic is always one of the best time to listen to them . Enjoy !

6. Refill your Stomach
And that moment you are very Hungry and you know there is nothing you can do other than #Gala_ati_Lacasera.

7. Tidy up your Car
Yes most times the only time we have to wash our cars is on saturdays or sunday and during week days the heighest we do is using rag to clean the exterior part.. Now during traffic you can use the moment to tidy up your car, the dust,littered papers,etc

8. Talk with the next Driver
Lol yes it is fun, wind down your glass and be like.
Me: Mehhn where have you been all this years.

9. Meditate,Prepare yourself Mentally
When stuck in traffic is also one of the best time to meditate, review your day activity at work, things you did and things you failed to do, correct your self and also plan for the next day activity.

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